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“Patience Is A Virtue, But This Girl Shows That Diligence Really Gets You Somewhere”

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2	2 Vote	Patience Is a Complicated Business
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2	2 Vote	Patience Is a Nightmare. Thankfully, He Has Arms
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1	1 Vote	Patience Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
1	1 Vote	Patience Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie
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