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“Palestinian Leader Says He Will Retire”

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1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Miley Cyrus Says Duh, Dweebs, of COURSE He Will Retire
1	1 Vote	Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He Will Retire
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Leader Says He May Seek Re-Election
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Leader Says He Wasn't REALLY Choking Her in Those Pics, Duh
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Leader Says He Wasn't REALLY Choking Her in Jail. She's Still Fighting

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