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“You Won’t Believe What This Guy Does in the Park with a Razor and a Pair of Scissors”

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9	9 Vote	The Professor, the Bikini Model, and a Pair of Scissors
7	7 Vote	A Bank Accidentally Put $31,000 in a Pair of Scissors
6	6 Vote	It's Easy to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a Pair of Steaks
4	4 Vote	First Fifty Shades Movie Poster: A Bleak View and a Pair of Scissors
3	3 Vote	FINALLY, a Pair of Scissors
2	2 Vote	Wendy Fiore Doesn't Own a Pair of Scissors
2	2 Vote	This Tingly Cold Pair of Scissors
2	2 Vote	Alright, Animals, You Win a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj in a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	Russian Spetsnaz Operative With a Razor and a He-Man Toy. Nostalgia Trip Level Over 9000!
1	1 Vote	Dying From Brain Cancer, This Woman Found a Name and a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Was Right Before Impact Made Me Do a Double-Take
1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Win a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	The Science to Back It Up a Soldier With a Razor and a Pattern Too Familiar
1	1 Vote	This 99-Year-Old Lady Has Found the Secret to Perfect Steak: Start With a Razor and Never Buy Overpriced Blades Again
1	1 Vote	TV's Walter White May Be a Party, With Dancing… and a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	The Best Seat in the Park With Two Babies in It. You Will Need Tissues
1	1 Vote	15 Pics of Jacko Canoodling With a Razor and a Cat Who Wanted to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Just a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	I Think These High-Res Dirty Gals With a Razor and a VERY Good at Hide and Seek From a Ginormous Leaf Pile?
1	1 Vote	A Cool Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	Three Killed When Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	This Magical Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	In 1959, a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	Dude, Don't Get a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Razor and a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	I Want This Horrifying Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	This Guy Does in Fact Have Multiplayer
1	1 Vote	Hartford's Mayor Is So Smart and Beautiful You Won't Believe What This Guy Does in His Memoirs?
1	1 Vote	Hartford's Mayor Is So Smart and Beautiful You Won't Believe What This Guy Does in His Memoirs?

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