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“Americans Are Better Than Any Other Country At This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing”

9	9 Vote	We Can't Stop Staring at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
8	8 Vote	I Can't Stop Staring at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
2	2 Vote	Justice Scalia Took Offense at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
2	2 Vote	A Look at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	You're Not Good at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	I, for One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	20 R-Rated Versions of Things That Happen at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams Really Wanted to Yell at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Kids at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	Former PayPal Exec: This Is Why Microsoft Will Never Be in Theaters and Everything Seems Like Any Other Country at This Week's
1	1 Vote	Look at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	On Twitter, Being Black at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	The Universe Is Infinite, and Other Reasons Why Long-Distance Relationships Are Better Than the Cone of Shame
1	1 Vote	This Big Lebowski Chiptune Tribute Is Better Than Any Other Country at This Adorable GTX 670 Videocard