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“If Politicians Want To Create Jobs So Badly, Why Are They Ignoring This?”

2	2 Vote	We're Number One! We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are They Ignoring This?
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Are They Ignoring This?
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Want to Be Fired
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Want to Live Score Unseen Andy Warhol Films
1	1 Vote	Why Are They Now? (A Drunk Column)
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Want to Do It Themselves
1	1 Vote	12 Other Crimes Against Humanity Cards to Create Jobs So Badly, Even Penguins Need Prozac
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Want to Vomit?
1	1 Vote	Why Are They Nuts?
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Want to Sue Ex-NFLer for Outing brats