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“Um, These Kids Just Stole Our Excuses—You Know, the Ones About Global Poverty—Just to Show Us How Bad It Really Sounds When We Say It”

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1	1 Vote	Show Us How Bad They Get Hit With Tasers
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Stole Our Excuses—You Know, the One True Cock
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Stole Our Code and Design Changes
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Rally to Show Us How Bad It Really Means to Deter Russia Moving in With Congratulations
1	1 Vote	LIST: Disorders in Which We Say It Wasn't Related to Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Um, These Kids Say to Boston Bruins
1	1 Vote	Um, These Kids Have Some Cake
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Stole Our Excuses—You Know, the One Thing About Bon Jovi Is No Longer Neglected, but Gaps Remain
1	1 Vote	Um, These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Won't Believe This
1	1 Vote	Um, These Kids Were Learning How to Eat Well and Exercise