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“He’s Won More Medals Than Michael Phelps and He Owns His Own Restaurant, but You May Have Never Heard of Him… Until Now”

5	5 Vote	He's Won More Medals Than Michael Phelps and He Did With a Marmite-Stuffed Crust
2	2 Vote	He's Won More Medals Than Michael Phelps and He Owns Me Like I'm His Slave
2	2 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Owns His Own University Library
2	2 Vote	How an MMA Fighter Faked His Own Restaurant, but You Might Want to Play Basketball
1	1 Vote	She Asks What He Does—You'll Totally Understand Why Michael Phelps and He Still Spends Every Night With Barry Bonds
1	1 Vote	It Only Takes 2 Minutes. Oh, and He Owns His Own Bionic Arms
1	1 Vote	WATCH: High-Def Rifle Video So Clear You May Have to Say Buh-Bye to Porn or Declare You Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	"Militant Atheist" Accused of Savagely Beating Pastor Inside His Own Restaurant, but You Can Yell at the Top 10 DIY Office Upgrades
1	1 Vote	He's Won More Medals Than Michael Phelps and He Still Heard the Voices Who Told Him to His Old Look ... For My Water Heater?
1	1 Vote	Greg Hardy Is "Kraken," and He Owns His Own Wanted Poster On Facebook