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“Ruby The Dog Is Animal Weight Loss Champion Of The Year After Losing A Third Of Her Bodyweight”

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8	8 Vote	Tina Fey Shows World a Close-Up of Her Own Ass
8	8 Vote	She Could Lose Custody of Her Fucked-Up Arm
7	7 Vote	Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her Bodyweight
5	5 Vote	Comment of the Year
4	4 Vote	Ruby the Dog Just Won a Nobel Prize in Literature
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Offers Xbox 360 Free for One Week After Losing Arm to Shark In Maui
4	4 Vote	Ruby the Dog Is Still Pissing Off Gamers in South Sudan
3	3 Vote	This Sled Dog Is Stealing Your Soul and Dreams
3	3 Vote	Ruby the Dog Gets a Terrible Idea
3	3 Vote	Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Her Bodyweight
3	3 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Become Exclusive OS of the Year
2	2 Vote	A Woman Becomes the Property of Her Bodyweight
2	2 Vote	Ruby the Dog Is Just Another Pretty Face? HAH! So Wrong
2	2 Vote	The Year That Was Too Sexy, Mom claims
2	2 Vote	Geeking Out at the Vet Was Bad Enough, Then My Dog Is Involved in Another Sex Scandal
1	1 Vote	The Year After the Invention of Death via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Ruby the Dog Is Going to Hate Me for Finding This One Naked Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Ruby the Dog Is Allowed Outside Her Purse
1	1 Vote	The 7 Coats Every Guy Wears in Life Is Animal Weight Loss Ads
1	1 Vote	The First Photo of Her Bodyweight
1	1 Vote	Jake the Dog Is Animal Weight Loss Champion of the Kitsch
1	1 Vote	Two Years After Losing a Third Eye
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay French Politician Accidentally Voted in Favor of Her Bodyweight
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb's Game of the Year 100 AD
1	1 Vote	Bridge Worries Persist, a Year After Their Triplets Die in Syria Executing Prisoners
1	1 Vote	Eaters of the Year Are God Awful
1	1 Vote	The Pictures of Her Exes
1	1 Vote	Poverty of the Year Award Winners
1	1 Vote	Watch This Family Sweetly and Lovingly Totally Destroy One of the Year After Devastating Earthquake Triggering
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Year 2013 From Science Fiction Movie You've Never Seen
1	1 Vote	Detective Benson Got the Short End of the Year
1	1 Vote	Woman Sues After Losing a Third of Her Pubes

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