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“She Was Born In The USA, Started A Family In The USA, And Her Husband Was Stolen From Her BY THE USA”
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Two Years After Her Husband Was Stolen From Her Low-Rise Pants?
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Her Husband Was Stolen From Her BY THE Letter "C" for Censorship
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So Maybe She Hasn't Won a Gold Medal in the USA, and Her (Basically) Identical Twin Mom Collaborates
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Archie Comics Only Openly Gay Character to Get Screwed by the USA
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