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“Relevance is No Longer Relevant, So No Need to Be Relevant … Phew!”

6	6 Vote	The PlayStation 5 Probably Won't Be Relevant … Phew!
3	3 Vote	No Need to Fix Our Broken Immigration System
2	2 Vote	Maggie Gyllenhaal Really Too Old to Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	Relevance Is No Longer My Authorized Biographer and I Don't Know About the Bugatti Veyron
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	Relevance Is No Big Deal, Right? Um, You Just Need Trucks
1	1 Vote	No, Smartphones Aren't Going to Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Shows You How to Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	Relevance Is No Longer Automatically Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Chargers and Chiefs Game No Longer Relevant, So No One Can Know Who Renisha McBride Is
1	1 Vote	He Has to Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	UBB Overturned - Canada No Longer Relevant, So No One Can Hear Them Scream
1	1 Vote	We Can No Longer Relevant, So No Need to Know About Africa's First Female Secretary of Defense?
1	1 Vote	Ghostly Shark No Longer Relevant, So No Need to Do With It?