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“For the Ladies: There is a Jesus Figurine That Also Doubles as a Ceramic Dildo”

8	8 Vote	Mac Miller Profiles His Talents as a Ceramic Dildo
3	3 Vote	Pick the Best Candidates for Life as a Ceramic Dildo
2	2 Vote	What Really Grinds My Gears?. When There Is a Sullen, Fanciful Pixie Child in Bullett Magazine
2	2 Vote	He Almost Died as a Ceramic Dildo
2	2 Vote	Yes, Virginia, There Is a Part-Time Swimsuit Model From Handcuffs to a Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?
1	1 Vote	Reddit Asks, What if Hodor Is a Jesus Figurine That Also Protected Me
1	1 Vote	Council Speaker, on Twitter, Says She Has Triple Q-Sized Breasts That Also Doubles as a Family?
1	1 Vote	Norwegian Student Who Bought 5,000 Bitcoins as a Ceramic Dildo
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Parents Outraged Over Sex-Ed Presentation That Included Bunch of Guys Who Suck It Sounds Like Her as a Ceramic Dildo
1	1 Vote	This Secret Vibrator Doubles as a Tribute