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“Ohio Man Mutilates Own Penis with Bare Hands While High on Shrooms”

51	51 Vote	Did You Shoot Me? I Was Drunk Not High on Drugs
14	14 Vote	Zooey Deschanel Bans Fans From Photographing Her While High on Shrooms
9	9 Vote	Ohio Man Mutilates Own Penis After Eating Way Too Many
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6	6 Vote	Kanye West in His Own Penis
5	5 Vote	Ohio Man Mutilates Own Penis With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
2	2 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands to Stop Publishing Fan Fiction
2	2 Vote	Russian Babushka Slays Wolf With Axe, Bare Hands to Save Self From Alligator
2	2 Vote	Being Naked in His Own Penis
2	2 Vote	The Best Part of Their Mayo on His Own Penis
1	1 Vote	Ohio Man Mutilates Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
1	1 Vote	Ohio Man Mutilates Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
1	1 Vote	Ohio Man Mutilates Own Penis With Bare Hands While High on Meth Lab Equipment
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