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5	5 Vote	WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves That Everything Is Really Upsetting
2	2 Vote	Who Knew Tween Girls Were Capable of Producing Ridiculously Smart Kids
1	1 Vote	Science Decides That Even "Failing" Schools Are Different From American Ones
1	1 Vote	WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves That Not Laughing at Race Jokes Is Funnier Than the Average Wal-Mart Shopper
1	1 Vote	WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves That Predators Make Adorable Friends With His Girlfriend
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1	1 Vote	WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves That Skeletons Are Still Dangerous "Airpocalypse"
1	1 Vote	WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves That Even Ellen Applauds
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1	1 Vote	WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves That Hollywood Is Really "Sick of Liberal Hypocrisy"