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“This Is How Miley Cyrus Chose To Decorate Pumpkins For Halloween”

2	2 Vote	I Guess Miley Cyrus Chose to Decorate Pumpkins for Halloween
2	2 Vote	This Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
1	1 Vote	This Is How Miley Cyrus Turns Into a Movie Blogger
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1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Chose to Mentor the Killer Jellyfish!
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1	1 Vote	This Is a Person. Like My Father
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Be a Dead Dog!
1	1 Vote	This Is a Sniffly Crybaby
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Life and the Inevitable Demise of Civilization and Now We Chose to Decorate Pumpkins for Halloween 2011
1	1 Vote	This Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Liability
1	1 Vote	This Is a "Great Person"
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