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“A 16-Year-Old Girl With Nowhere Else To Turn Trusted Them. But They Had Their Own Agenda.”

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2	2 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Agenda
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1	1 Vote	A Drunk Driver With Road Rage Run Over by Their Own Agenda
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1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Sad, Insecure Dudes Attacked a 16-Year-Old Girl With Nowhere Else to Turn Cats Into Spies
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Really Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Agenda
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