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“Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Just Bitches”

7	7 Vote	Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
7	7 Vote	Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Just About Farting
2	2 Vote	They Are Just Bitches
2	2 Vote	Some Editors-In-Chief Are Just Bitches
2	2 Vote	Valve's Rumored "Steam Boxes" Are Just Bitches
2	2 Vote	Claire McCaskill's Daughters Are Just Bitches
1	1 Vote	American Psycho: Teaching America to Hate Animals Like These Cats Are Just Bitches
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests That Left-Pawed Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Stone Cold Killers
1	1 Vote	Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Just Like the French?
1	1 Vote	Shellie Zimmerman George Should Have All the Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Outlawed, What Animals Should Replace Them as Pets?
1	1 Vote	Rachel Zoe Has Created a Monster, and Her Dogs Are a Voting Bloc That Cannot Be Ignored