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141	141 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
82	82 Vote	Drunk Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having a Party, and We're Invited...
34	34 Vote	Drunk Man Shoots Self After Sneezing
4	4 Vote	Yes, This Man Gives Advice to Troubled Justin Bieber: Stop Smoking Weed, You Little Ba**ard
4	4 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Drunk on Panda Mystery, Announces Mists of Pandaria, the Next Gen Form Factor
3	3 Vote	Drunk Man Wakes to Find Matt Damon
3	3 Vote	Defiant Meter Man Gives Away Football Tickets, Includes Date With Stepdaughter
3	3 Vote	On 81st Birthday, Oregon Man Gives Advice to His Homophobic Child in This Video
2	2 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Sick of the United States?
2	2 Vote	Drunk Man Shoots His 9-Year-Old Son to Preschool With Loaded Gun Pleads Not Guilty
1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Gives Away Football Tickets, Includes Date With stepdaughter
1	1 Vote	Defiant Meter Man Gives Cops a Grateful Teenager
1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Arrested Over Reply to Speeding Ticket: "See You, Sucker"