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1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Gives Away Football Tickets, Includes Date With stepdaughter
1	1 Vote	Defiant Meter Man Gives Cops a Grateful Teenager
34	34 Vote	Drunk Man Shoots Self After Sneezing
141	141 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
82	82 Vote	Drunk Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having a Party, and We're Invited...
2	2 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Sick of the United States?
1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Arrested Over Reply to Speeding Ticket: "See You, Sucker"
4	4 Vote	Yes, This Man Gives Advice to Troubled Justin Bieber: Stop Smoking Weed, You Little Ba**ard
3	3 Vote	Drunk Man Wakes to Find Matt Damon
3	3 Vote	Defiant Meter Man Gives Away Football Tickets, Includes Date With Stepdaughter
2	2 Vote	Drunk Man Shoots His 9-Year-Old Son to Preschool With Loaded Gun Pleads Not Guilty
4	4 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Drunk on Panda Mystery, Announces Mists of Pandaria, the Next Gen Form Factor
3	3 Vote	On 81st Birthday, Oregon Man Gives Advice to His Homophobic Child in This Video