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“These first official Firefly action figures are not particularly shiny”

1	1 Vote	5 Absurdly Badass Action Figures Are Not Worthy
1	1 Vote	No, Painkillers Are Not Particularly Shiny
8	8 Vote	NFL Players Are Not Particularly Shiny
89	89 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny 1	1
8	8 Vote	Why Chinese Mothers Are Not Particularly Shiny
1	1 Vote	The First Official Firefly Action Figures Are Not Amused by Belarus Leader's "Better a Dictator Than Gay" Jibe
1	1 Vote	Why You Are Not Particularly Shiny
1	1 Vote	These First Official Firefly Action Figures Are Not Lesbians 1	1
12	12 Vote	We Are Not Particularly Shiny