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“Bionic humans are about to get an upgrade, thanks to monkey cyborgs”

1	1 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Get Rich Off Those Beanie Babies? So Sad, Too Bad News
8	8 Vote	Bionic Humans Are About to Unmask Themselves
2	2 Vote	Bionic Humans Are Domestic Animals
0	0 Vote	10 Movies You Forgot Are About to See
1	1 Vote	15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are About to Become Instantly Smarter
1	1 Vote	Bionic Humans Are About to Launch
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple to Appear on Oprah Next Week, We'll Get an Upgrade, Thanks to the Future's Many Sex Conundrums
1	1 Vote	Seven More Sins, Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
1	1 Vote	A 15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
1	1 Vote	Bionic Humans Are Being Fed Popsicles
2	2 Vote	First-Ever Abortion Clinic Closes Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
1	1 Vote	Bionic Humans Are Assholes
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Get an Upgrade, Thanks to 3-D Printing?
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities About to Get Her Son ... OR ELSE!
47	47 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
1	1 Vote	Bionic Humans Are About Thanksgiving Recipes
3	3 Vote	Amanda Bynes Walks Free, Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs