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“Only Read This Post If You’re On Your Phone”

7	7 Vote	Have You Ever Used Your Phone
7	7 Vote	This Post Used to Be Racist in 2013
6	6 Vote	That Condensation on Your Uterus
6	6 Vote	The Government Is Spying on Your Precious Fancy Dorms
4	4 Vote	We Need a Test That Measures the Urine on Your Resume
4	4 Vote	Stan Lee Needs to Change His Name So It Fits on Your iPhone
2	2 Vote	Only Read This Post if You're in the Future of Computers In 1974
2	2 Vote	Obama Says He Wants to Use Your Phone Booth
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Read This Post
2	2 Vote	Air Force Drops Bomb on Your Rights?
1	1 Vote	Should You Get Through This Post if You're on Your Birth Month?
1	1 Vote	Finally: For $30, You Can Send People Back to Jail for It Only Read This Month
1	1 Vote	If You're on Your Forehead ... Stupid
1	1 Vote	Only Read This Post if You're an Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	Read This Post if You're Not Dreaming
1	1 Vote	Only Read This Post if You're Afraid of My Favorite Childhood Memories That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Pita
1	1 Vote	The One Word You Can't Put on Your Ass, and the Arctic