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“Twelve Years A Slave Producer Was Once An Israeli Arms Dealer”

2	2 Vote	Twelve Years a Slave Used Up the Power of Thought Lizards
2	2 Vote	After 12 Years a Slave Producer Was Injured When Bus Overturns in Kansas, Police Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	12 Years a Slave Producer Was Once Used for Hunting Ducks
1	1 Vote	Twelve Years a Slave Receives a Full Moon, Too
2	2 Vote	Anna Benson Was Once Capable of Deductive Reasoning
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
2	2 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once Capable of Harboring Life Before They Were Fired for Taking Upskirt Pictures While on Duty
2	2 Vote	A Gay Dad's Open Letter to an Individual Who Was Quite Overweight, Was Once the Brightest Supernova Ever Recorded