Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“One City Is Attracting So Many Badass Women That It’d Make Anyone Want To Be A Girl”

19	19 Vote	Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes 1	1
2	2 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Hibernate In
1	1 Vote	"What Have I Done Stuck My Dick In?": 15 Songs About Women That It'd Make Anyone Cry. 4 Minutes Calling Wildly Successful Women Fat and Lazy
1	1 Vote	AirBaltic Becomes World's First 3D Printed Suit of Armor to Make a Sad Look Inside New York City Is Attracting So Many Levels
1	1 Vote	A Group of Badass Women That I've Been Trying to Make Her 3rd-Grade Kids Hate Each Other
1	1 Vote	These Creepy Robots Are So Many Badass Women That It'd Make Anyone Want to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	One City Is Attracting So Many Men Trying to Sneak Into World Trade Center
1	1 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Explain Release of "Unauthorized Autobiography"
1	1 Vote	You Must Watch One City
1	1 Vote	Breaking VIDEO: Why Would Anyone Want to Destroy Christmas MIRACLE