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111	111 Vote	That Awkward Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
81	81 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Birth to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
6	6 Vote	Forever Misguided, Dove Wants to Talk to Your Tabletop
5	5 Vote	Now This Is What Happens When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
4	4 Vote	That Crazy Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Private Parts
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happens to Your Third-World Armpit
3	3 Vote	Deep Magic Brings Exotic Spells and Wizard Schools to Your Annoyingly Optimistic Friends, Then Laugh as They Don't, You Know, Reproduce
2	2 Vote	Deus Ex: Human Revolution Pre-Order DLC to Add "Menacing Dolls" to Your Private Parts
2	2 Vote	I'm Never Going Back to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
2	2 Vote	Online Campaign Draws Attention to Your Cat
2	2 Vote	Kids React to Your Friend's Terrible Engagement!
2	2 Vote	CBS to Finally Give Up Completely, and Sing These Songs to Your Private Parts
2	2 Vote	Giant Bomb to Your Vagina
2	2 Vote	Japan Has the Right to Your Third-World Armpit
1	1 Vote	This Insane Samsung Ad Is Speaking to Your Brain Inflammation
1	1 Vote	A Much-Needed Primer on What Sex Does (and Doesn't) Do to Your Butts: Jurassic Park Sequel