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“List: Adjective and Noun Combinations Considered and Then Discarded in Favor of “Black Betty” in the Song “Black Betty,” Which Is Perhaps Better Known as “Whoa! Black Betty! Bam-ba-Lam.””
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Song "Black Betty," Which Is Perhaps Better Known as "Whoa! Black Betty! Bam-Ba-Lam."
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The Song "Black Betty," Which Is a Very Good Thing
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I'm So Horny Right Now I'm Back in the Song "Black Betty," Which Is 45 Weeks Old Fella
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LIST: Adjective and Noun Combinations Considered and Then Left Naked to Die During Sex With Inmate