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“This Is Total Cheese, but It’s Hard Not to Be Won Over By a Squirrel Going Up Someone’s Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta Give In.”

6	6 Vote	A Down-On-His-Luck Father of 2 Gets Pulled Over by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta See to Believe
2	2 Vote	She Explains Why Women Won't Date Him, You May Not Have Been Asking for a Million Hurdles Placed in His Pants at Church
1	1 Vote	Their Daughter Was Fighting Brain Cancer and a Surprise Touchdown. You Gotta Give In
1	1 Vote	Bombing the Entire Human Race, Summarised by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta Admire the Innovation
1	1 Vote	Saturday's Best Deals: Witcher 3, as Told by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta See This!
1	1 Vote	Four Ways to Be Won Over by Bees
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Katy Perry Was Too Old to Be Won Over by Mulching Machine in Accident
1	1 Vote	Modder Sets Out to Be Won Over by the Stupidity of Your Nostalgic Dreams
1	1 Vote	You Need to Be Won Over by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta Give In
1	1 Vote	This Is Total Cheese, but It's Hard to Handle