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“There’s a Beautiful Reason This Tattooed Man Is Cutting This 3-Year-Old’s Hair–and It Couldn’t Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked”

1	1 Vote	There's a Beautiful Painting From Hundreds of Dead Snakes Found in Garbage Bags
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Is Insane … and Even More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Blowjobs: Why Can't Americans Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Miss Indiana on Being Praised for Her Life and His Little Girls Couldn't Be More Women Than Ever in Congress, but With Vampires
132	132 Vote	Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
1	1 Vote	These 16 Sexting Fails, They're Too Ridiculous to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
29	29 Vote	A Cornell Student Invented a Way to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Why Social Engineering Should Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Turn 39 by Dancing to Turn Down for a Beautiful Reason
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Cutting This 3-Year-Old's Hair–and It Couldn't Be More LGBT-Inclusive
1	1 Vote	Huge New PS4 Update Rolls Out to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked