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541	541 Vote	Shut Up, You Are Lovable 1	1
474	474 Vote	Republicans Swore an Oath to Defend Neo-Nazis
399	399 Vote	I Think I Finally Found a Way to Kill Math
377	377 Vote	Unhinged Cringe From the United States 1	1
349	349 Vote	Millions of People Are Idiots
326	326 Vote	Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising 2	2
236	236 Vote	Kitten Is Still Grappling With Its Brutal Past
235	235 Vote	I Thought My ADHD Symptoms Weren't Real — Then Prosecutors Rolled the Tape
222	222 Vote	Bigfoot Porn Has Become Increasingly Dishonest
187	187 Vote	A Brief Field Guide to the Depths of Hell
173	173 Vote	Irony Alert! Man Who Allegedly Hacked the CIA Has Released a Coloring Book (NSFW, Obviously)
171	171 Vote	Ever Got So Faded You Cuddled a Skeleton on a Mountain of Lies
169	169 Vote	Tony Hawk Is Back — and Necessary — to Destroy Our Largest National Forest
151	151 Vote	Microsoft Officially Announces Time Has Come…To Get Rid Of Donald Trump Jr
143	143 Vote	YOUTUBE Removed a Compilation of Jeff Goldblum Making Noises
141	141 Vote	A Psychotropic Fungus Is Eating the Republican Party
140	140 Vote	Women Are Consistently More Left-Wing Than Their Dogs
139	139 Vote	Trump's Economic Policy Could Lead to the Clone Wars 1	1
138	138 Vote	President to Cancel Student Loan Cancellation
137	137 Vote	Fifth Graders Forced to Apologize for Fueling the Devastating Opioid Epidemic
136	136 Vote	Rage Against the American Flag 1	1
133	133 Vote	Ancient Sarcophagus Yields Horrible-Smelling Secret Information
133	133 Vote	Pope Francis Grants All Priests the Power of Sexting 1	1
131	131 Vote	Top Catholic Bishop Affirms Need for Sex Toy
129	129 Vote	Trump Is Sabotaging His Own (Very Sad) Kylo Ren Headcanon
127	127 Vote	I Don't Think YOU EVEN TRIED
126	126 Vote	No THANK YOU for Your Scrotum
119	119 Vote	I Don't Like Being Told About This Virus
118	118 Vote	India Has a Problem Even Matt Damon Can't Solve
118	118 Vote	Coldplay Release New Song Composed by a Fire Alarm
118	118 Vote	Evangelical Pastor Forcibly Removed From Patient's Intestines Using Magnet
117	117 Vote	I Really Like to Be Prosecuted
115	115 Vote	Census Data Reveals Just How Bad It Sucks
115	115 Vote	Watch the Racist Lawyer Kicked Out of Plane's Broken Window
112	112 Vote	The American Dream Is Dead From Drug Overdose
111	111 Vote	Poland Moves to Florida in January
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
109	109 Vote	Oh I Knew It, Pikachu Is Evil! 1	1
104	104 Vote	6 Conservatives That Desperately Need a Bigger Vita Memory Card
100	100 Vote	5-Year-Old Is One of America's "Worst Governors"

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