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98	98 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Nails It While Advocating for Trump to Die
97	97 Vote	Progressives Unite for Last-Ditch Effort to Use Loo at McDonald's
97	97 Vote	William Shatner Just Became a Racial Identity
95	95 Vote	Watch: Pope Comforts Boy Who Killed Don Quixote
95	95 Vote	Father Sentenced to 60 Years of Deep and Abiding Disrespect
94	94 Vote	Trump Is "Sending a Clear Message" to DeSantis With a Bat
94	94 Vote	Here Are Some of Your Bad Decisions
94	94 Vote	Baby Shot by Cops in Viral Video Arrested for Some Reason
93	93 Vote	WATCH: Muhammad Ali Explains How He Bathed in Deer Blood for Strength
91	91 Vote	No, I'm Not Ready to Fight Crime
90	90 Vote	Trump Says He Doesn't Know How to Pick Up Objects "Containing Liquid or Gel"
89	89 Vote	25 Pro-QAnon Extremists Arrested in Far-Right Plot to Assassinate JFK
89	89 Vote	WATCH: Horse Walks Into a Collective Existential Crisis
89	89 Vote	Donald Trump Will Resign Before His Heart Attack Reports Claim
88	88 Vote	We've Lost the Election, Pandemic and Everything We Know and Love
86	86 Vote	Congressman Denies He Knew About the Galaxy
86	86 Vote	Explained: Getting Soccer Players Out of My Vagina!
86	86 Vote	Trump Tries So Hard to Kill You Now
84	84 Vote	A Defense of the Jonestown Massacre
84	84 Vote	Republicans Go to War and Cannibalism to Survive
84	84 Vote	Trump Abandoned His Own TOILET SEAT 1	1
80	80 Vote	6 Ways We Can Make Deadly Guns More Lethal
78	78 Vote	Homeless Teenagers Talk About Rudolph: Sex, Drugs, and Aerodynamic Reindeer
77	77 Vote	40 Million People Rely on "Grappling Hook" Claws
76	76 Vote	Democracy Dies in Tubing Accident at Deer Valley
75	75 Vote	Ex-FBI Agent Accused of Plotting to Kill Himself
75	75 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is Now Tainted With the Church's Dogmatic Beliefs
75	75 Vote	TAKE Mario on a Mission From God: Change the Country's Moral Narrative
74	74 Vote	Twitter Is Down (Except for Old & Rich People)
74	74 Vote	Terrified Dolphin Trapped in the 19th Century Sex Cult!
72	72 Vote	What if Superman Was an Adulterer
69	69 Vote	Stephen Colbert Looking at Your Face Before Eating Meat
68	68 Vote	8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
67	67 Vote	How to Pre-Order All of the Virus
67	67 Vote	Remembering Barbara Bush. What a Nice Man. He Is One of the Human Race
66	66 Vote	Israeli Prime Minister Has a PENIS Doodled on Him
66	66 Vote	Your Friend's Children Are Still Warm, Weeks After Florida Wildfire 2	2
64	64 Vote	Rupert Murdoch "Privately Acknowledged" the Realities of Climate Change—in 1856
62	62 Vote	Microsoft Is Sending an Ominous Message
61	61 Vote	Trump Nonsensically Claims He Is Ford's Assaulter 1	1

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