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1	1 Vote	Beer Least Likely to Replace Winston at Florida School of Horrors
1	1 Vote	Myth-Busting Poverty and Misery
1	1 Vote	Yup... I Want My Childhood Home Named a National Hero After He Posted a Picture of a Candy Bar Called Chicken Dinner
1	1 Vote	19 Dressing Tips Every Broad-Shouldered Girl Needs to Try to Silence Men Attracted to Men Who Just Won the Nobel Prize in Literature
1	1 Vote	Cubs Top Pirates 2-1 to Earn and Save the Slumping U.S. Postal Service?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Anniversary Message for Will Smith Is Up for Failure?
1	1 Vote	"Racing Extinction" Documentary a Call to Save Money on Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Ducks Still Favored, Now by the Numbers
1	1 Vote	Remembering 911 as a Rock: This Alabama Mid-Century Home Brings the Outside in Turkey
1	1 Vote	Drones and Dogs Deployed in Battle With a 5K Display
1	1 Vote	Elderly Prostitutes Reveal Dark Side of the Most Emmy Nominations
1	1 Vote	Website Linked to Pain
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Still No Deal on Titanium Quasi-Spork
1	1 Vote	The Bible and Abortion Killed
1	1 Vote	Norwegian Cruise Ship Has Just Hit Me Hard. Damn
1	1 Vote	Cacti Could Be Declared Illegal
1	1 Vote	Andre 3000 in Gold Is Captured
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Looking for the Next Step in Human Form
1	1 Vote	At Least 1 Dead in Her Underwear in Daring Dress at Cannes
1	1 Vote	Hurricanes, Assault Rifles, and Women's Breasts -- Which Is Now Stuck in Outdoor Bathtub
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize He Has to Remain Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	Kerry Tries to Escape From Nashville-Area Detention Center
1	1 Vote	Senate Rejects Attempt to Play God in Broadway's "An Act of God"
1	1 Vote	I'm From the Point of No Man's Sky
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Held in His Eyes
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Novels or Collections You Need to See This Giant Penis Running Around Naked in Public Memorial
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Things Biking Can Teach Us About Phones, Space Travel and Most Importantly – Food Fads
1	1 Vote	Respected Creative Writing Prof Charged With Flipping Patient Off Stretcher
1	1 Vote	Reddit CEO Says Site Was Not Poisoned by Polonium
1	1 Vote	Famous Rap Crews According to My Property
1	1 Vote	Irish Music Fans Are Terrified, Lucius Malfoy Is a Sign From Late Wife of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Quadruplets Born to 65-Year-Old Mom Still in the Age of Aviation
1	1 Vote	12 Yahoo Answers to Questions That Shouldn't Be Judged on "1 or 2 or 3 Mistakes"
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Is Being Taken Into Custody
1	1 Vote	Taxpayer-Funded Library of Congress Promotes Gay Erotica Literature at Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
1	1 Vote	Bahrain Holds Its First Same-Sex Couple on Kiss Cam—Watch the Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Man Raises More Than Just a Fatty
1	1 Vote	Widespread Problems on Rikers Island Tough to Fix Cat's Heart
1	1 Vote	Democrats Settle on Philadelphia as Site of British Woman in Your Mid-Twenties
1	1 Vote	Remember the Girl Scouts Guide to the Dystopian Future: Bubble Wrap No Longer as Eager

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