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104	104 Vote	Finally, a Car Wreck 1	1
103	103 Vote	Grindr Sued Over Death by Fur Induced Suffocation 1	1
102	102 Vote	Amazon Has Shut Down Due to Religious Beliefs
100	100 Vote	The Capitol Rioters Attack, Injure Multiple Cops in the Mirror 1	1
98	98 Vote	Jason Derulo Talks Dirty to Us Senate, Dies
96	96 Vote	Romney: I Will Not Let You Ride Giant Crabs
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
95	95 Vote	God Is a Scumbag
95	95 Vote	Oh No: Cardi B Asks for Millions of Tons of Water
93	93 Vote	Breakdancing Will Be Available for Vulnerable People "Within Days"
93	93 Vote	The Tea Party as Nation's "Top Terror Threat"
92	92 Vote	Trump's Withdraw From Paris Hilton
91	91 Vote	Zombie Fungus Enslaves Ants Based on Christian Principles
90	90 Vote	You Do Not Contain Real Onions 2	2
86	86 Vote	Madonna: I'm Still Having Erotic Dreams About When I Stopped Weighing Myself
86	86 Vote	Message in Bottle From Englishman Found on Mars Could Save Us From Extinction
85	85 Vote	The Walking Dead Season 9 Will Be "Used to Persecute Christians"
83	83 Vote	Weinstein Convicted of 1,549 Homicides
83	83 Vote	Mr. President, Just Do Stuff
82	82 Vote	Help, I Can't Stop KABONK-ing People in Different-Sex Couples
80	80 Vote	Microsoft Word Will Change Your Words to Declare Trump Guilty
80	80 Vote	Surrogate Mother Refused to Give a Shit
79	79 Vote	Paul McCartney Confesses: I Have to Start Looking for a Stunning Pale Yellow Maxidress
76	76 Vote	Trump Is a "Giant Crap Sandwich"
76	76 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Giving Bomb-Grade Uranium to Europe Day Care
74	74 Vote	The Cabbage Patch Kids Have a Fair Election...Free of Outside Influences
73	73 Vote	Bill Clinton Says America Should Give "Free Cash" to Fix a Thor: Ragnarok Plot Hole
72	72 Vote	Scouted: This 43-Inch Sony 4K Smart TV Is a "Racist"
70	70 Vote	Twitter and Tiktok Talked of a Turtle
70	70 Vote	Punk Rocker: My Drug Dealer Helped Me Through My Grief
70	70 Vote	Obama Makes You a Nazi
69	69 Vote	The Crop Top That Gave Me the Presidency
69	69 Vote	McConnell Says Congress Should Pass New Laws Saying Sitting Presidents Can Be Harvested
69	69 Vote	Blue in the Butt
68	68 Vote	China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
65	65 Vote	This Giant Australian Baby Is "Very Independent"
64	64 Vote	Please Don't Make a Mistake
63	63 Vote	These Crushable Cocktails Will Liven Up Your Butt
61	61 Vote	Julian Castro Unveils Plan to Grab a Bite
59	59 Vote	10 Sequels That Could "Kill People"

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