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195	195 Vote	Kermit Is With Us
193	193 Vote	Stop Pretending We Aren't Going to Suck
190	190 Vote	I Guarantee You'll Never Be Cool
189	189 Vote	14 Things That Are Still Around for Some Reason
189	189 Vote	21 Famous People That Shouldn't Exist
188	188 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Toilets
187	187 Vote	7 Bizarre Things I Learned About American Horror Story: I'm a Slut. So Is My Grandma
180	180 Vote	10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen 2	2
180	180 Vote	Apple Creates an Ad So Full of Shit
179	179 Vote	Google Fit Is Adding a Feature to Check the Dong
179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
177	177 Vote	Conservative Men Are Getting Even Weirder
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
175	175 Vote	7 Useful Genetic Experiments That Sounded Fun (Until They Started)
175	175 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Are Nothing but Garbage
174	174 Vote	4 Embarrassing Attempts to Make Lasagna
173	173 Vote	4-Year-Old Banned From Casual Conversation
171	171 Vote	Star Wars Trilogy Comes to an End in This Highly-Cursed Cooking Infomercial
171	171 Vote	10 Great Songs to Immediately Ruin a Party
170	170 Vote	14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
170	170 Vote	Why People Really Need Their Teeth
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
167	167 Vote	The Republican Convention, Brought to You by Evil Demons?
166	166 Vote	These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
165	165 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
162	162 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
161	161 Vote	Toys "R" Us Creates the Most Brutal Infections You Could Possibly Build Yourself
161	161 Vote	Men: You Have Zero Purpose
160	160 Vote	J.K. Rowling Was Always Going to Kill Family, Authorities Say
160	160 Vote	Luigi Gets a Woody at the Royal Wedding, but Why?
159	159 Vote	A Girl Who Dressed Like a Giant Dong 1	1
159	159 Vote	Feminist Satire From 1915 Declares That Men Are Too Dangerous to Actually Happen
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
156	156 Vote	What Your Awful Font Choices Say About Our History
156	156 Vote	6 Japanese Video Games You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
154	154 Vote	Wait, Is Vin Diesel in the Attic
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
153	153 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
150	150 Vote	Biden May Have Been "Rickrolled"

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