Headline Smasher

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5,099 smashes / 8,289 upvotes / smashed from 14,517 real headlines

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525	525 Vote	Everyone on Twitter Suspended 1	1
397	397 Vote	From Furries to Witches, Here Are Your Options 1	1
287	287 Vote	Bath and Body Fluids
263	263 Vote	Someone Mysteriously Pooped in These Sexy, Waist-High $4,590 Boots
248	248 Vote	F**kiNg MetEorItE HiTs EARTH and wiPEs OuT thE Dad Jokes
245	245 Vote	Dudes Are Wearing Pants
244	244 Vote	Isabelle From Animal Crossing Is an Incompetent Ass Bag
242	242 Vote	This Isn't Normal: Kansas and Oklahoma Have Been Stolen 1	1
241	241 Vote	Twitch Streamer Says She Was "horny for Mario"
234	234 Vote	The Gay Rat Wedding Photographer
219	219 Vote	Canadian Police Threaten Drunk Drivers With Nickelback Tunes
204	204 Vote	Hatred Will Never Be as Useful as a Free Dinner
184	184 Vote	Billie Eilish Is Burned by Cigarettes in New "Sesame Street" Special
177	177 Vote	Conservative Men Are Getting Even Weirder
171	171 Vote	It Smells Like a Penis
167	167 Vote	You Ought to Do Drugs
158	158 Vote	Mariah Carey Refuses to Die 1	1
142	142 Vote	Thank You for Helping Set Fire to Minneapolis Police Station During BLM Riots
133	133 Vote	Forget Area 51—People Are Planning to Cook Spaghetti, Fried Eggs, Garlic Bread and Rice 1	1
130	130 Vote	How to Permanently Be Killed
129	129 Vote	I Am Being Treated Like a Bugs Bunny Cartoon
123	123 Vote	Everybody's Pissin on the Internet Darling
119	119 Vote	I Desperately Wanted to "abolish Lasagna"
116	116 Vote	Donald Trump Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
114	114 Vote	16 Paradoxes That Will Leave You Hot and Bothered
113	113 Vote	A Viral Video Shows Women Fighting Over Obama. He Has No Nipples
111	111 Vote	Police Forcefully Yank One-Year-Old Baby From Its Beef Supply
105	105 Vote	Teacher Finds Her Aunt's C**k Ring and Wears It as a "Gay Clown"
104	104 Vote	Jacking Off to Your Front Door
102	102 Vote	The Boss Tears Down His Pants 1	1
97	97 Vote	Why "Supernatural" Fans Are Already Running Into Walls (Video)
97	97 Vote	Juicy Fruit Is Celebrating Its 125th Anniversary With This Motherf**ker
94	94 Vote	You Are Going to Expand
91	91 Vote	Teen Caught Deliberately Hitting Man With Possible Nuclear Capability 3	3
91	91 Vote	Researcher Trains AI to Invent Flamin Hot Cheetos
89	89 Vote	John Cena: Why I've Changed My Mind About Having Multiple Orgasms
88	88 Vote	[VIDEO] More Proof Lizard People Are Most Privileged
87	87 Vote	12 Unexpected Household Uses for Dryer Sheets Outside of a Revenge Fantasy
86	86 Vote	Stop F**king Scamming Me and My Family
86	86 Vote	Girl Gets Photo Shoot After Being Found Drunk in River With Bag of Weed

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