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398	398 Vote	The Fucking Weather Channel
219	219 Vote	Web3 Is Going to Shit, Don't Worry
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
191	191 Vote	Trump's Official Schedule Says He Will Be Destroyed Friday Noon 1	1
152	152 Vote	FINALLY! A Terrible Idea
139	139 Vote	Trump's Economic Policy Could Lead to the Clone Wars 1	1
134	134 Vote	Here's Why You Should Think Twice About Bulldozing the Ecosystem
128	128 Vote	The Gaping Butthole Is the Market
128	128 Vote	Rats Regret Making the Original Star Wars Trilogy
120	120 Vote	Bears Showing Interest in Making Cars
114	114 Vote	I Would Like to Be Blown Up
108	108 Vote	I'm Sorry, but It's a Bigger Ass 1	1
107	107 Vote	I'll Show You His Naked Ass
96	96 Vote	PepsiCo to Buy a Nintendo Switch October 19th 1	1
91	91 Vote	I'm Greek and I'm Sick of My Behavior, and I Was ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
84	84 Vote	A Defense of the Jonestown Massacre
84	84 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
77	77 Vote	Win $500 Worth of Unneeded Keyboards
75	75 Vote	China Lowers Speed of Light? 1	1
74	74 Vote	Belly of the Year
74	74 Vote	Video Hilariously Ponders What Happens in a Tree, K‑I‑S‑S‑I‑N‑G 1	1
74	74 Vote	Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
70	70 Vote	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Arrested for Allegedly Biting Off Man's Nose During Argument
70	70 Vote	Turn Your Entire Home Into a Ditch
52	52 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Lap
50	50 Vote	Dipshit of the Apes 1	1
49	49 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Smuggle Cocaine
47	47 Vote	Apple Pushes Back Against Darwin's Theory of Evolution
45	45 Vote	The Secret to Slicing Every Type of Meat With Teeth
43	43 Vote	Quick Look: The Last Time You See Me Alive
41	41 Vote	Hail Satan: A Map of How Files Are Encrypted
39	39 Vote	How to Use Bathrooms
37	37 Vote	Steve Martin Is Now Freeware
35	35 Vote	A Wild Ride Out of This Blouse
31	31 Vote	Authorities Look for Fonts
21	21 Vote	Trump: I Haven't Heard Enough About Pussies
16	16 Vote	Jerry Rice Went Undercover as a $200k-A-Night Stud
14	14 Vote	Did You Just Imply That I'm Grumpy About
11	11 Vote	Advertisers to Target Republican Lawmakers in 12 Parsecs
10	10 Vote	Having Sex With Someone You Hate: Windows 8 1	1

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