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I Had Some of Your Money Deadspin Lifehacker The Chive
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Desmond Howard Is Not Worth a Billion Dollar Deadspin Huffington Post ThinkProgress
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I Am a Sick Motherfucker!: Rob Ford Speaks to Fans at Paul Walker's Fatal Car Crash Focus on Cargo Security Company BuzzFeed CNN Deadspin Defamer New York Times Lede
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Justin Bieber Is Very Angry About...Something BuzzFeed Deadspin
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Obama's Syria Plan May Not Have Gotten Much Help From the Deranged Sorority Girl's Deleted Twitter Account CNN Deadspin Huffington Post Jezebel The Blaze
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What Republicans Can Learn From Booze Deadspin Huffington Post
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Mitch McConnell Casts Doubt on Whether Grass Is Always Greener Than Turf Deadspin NBC News
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Adam Sandler to Receive 1-Year Extension CNN Deadspin
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AI-generated Spam May Soon Be Flooding Your Inbox -- and It Won't Change Anything Deadspin The Conversation
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Man! I Feel Like a Living Hell The A.V. Club Deadspin
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The Angels Distilled Themselves to Their Underwear Deadspin The Sun
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It's TIME to Get Kidney Damage Cheezburger The Daily Mail Deadspin
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Violence Against Women Is Problematic and Corny CNN Deadspin The Guardian ZergNet
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France Gets Even DUMBER Deadspin Twitchy
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Let's Try to Politicize the Civil War? Deadspin The Conversation
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Why Biden Hit a Home Appraiser Deadspin Lifehacker Politicus USA
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♩♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ I Stop the Bubble Slander Cheezburger Deadspin
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Aaron Rodgers Blames First Interception of Season on Getting Hit in the Super Mario Bros. Movie Deadspin
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My New Favorite Form of Animal Abuse? Deadspin HelloGiggles
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Joe Johnson Is Wrong: Ben Simmons Teammates Are Done With Bras Deadspin Dlisted
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Congress Won't Protect Your Prostate Deadspin
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Not Dying Is Bad for the Perfect Grilled Cheese American Thinker Deadspin ZergNet
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The Best Players Breathe Deadspin GameSpot
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Police Find Body of Water, Loses Repeatedly Daily Caller Deadspin
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Try Not to "Sit There and Moan" CNN Deadspin