Headline Smasher

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5,712 smashes / 11,617 upvotes / smashed from 3,522 real headlines

3.3 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

557	557 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened 1	1
368	368 Vote	This Tiny Cat Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Awesome
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
243	243 Vote	This Robot Butt Is a Big Shiny Mistake but I Can't to Resist Temptation
239	239 Vote	This Dad Has World Rocked After Finding "I Am Gay" on His Own Driveway
236	236 Vote	These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
232	232 Vote	Man Crushed by His Ignorance
227	227 Vote	5 Ways to Eat Grass and Dirt
225	225 Vote	Thanks and Have Fun While You Poop
207	207 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food Again
205	205 Vote	Finally, a Pair of Jeans
200	200 Vote	10 Rules for Making a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Decision
170	170 Vote	Why People Really Need Their Teeth
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
160	160 Vote	I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
155	155 Vote	Apparently "Minecraft" Is One Giant Myth
155	155 Vote	Fly Like an Asshole 1	1
147	147 Vote	Things I Learned About Loneliness When I Was Sobbing
141	141 Vote	You Won't Die in 2015
133	133 Vote	Christmas Cards Will Make You Scream at Dinosaurs Again 1	1
131	131 Vote	Stray Dogs Are Well Armed Nowadays
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
129	129 Vote	7 Unexpected Ways to Eat Rat Meat
128	128 Vote	Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
121	121 Vote	5 Ways to Psychologically Terrorize Your Coworkers
121	121 Vote	Uncanny Abstract Photos That Reveal a Glimpse of Mars as It Began: A Gross Piece of Shit
121	121 Vote	6 Fights You'll Have With Your Horse
121	121 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Loses His Shit
113	113 Vote	Your Poop Could Save Your Child's Life in 22 Seconds
113	113 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Twins, and They Stink
112	112 Vote	Bro Pranks People in the Womb
104	104 Vote	This Baby Chose the PERFECT Victim
103	103 Vote	Ricky Martin Was a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, and You'll Start Seeing a Human
102	102 Vote	Time to Drink Beer
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
100	100 Vote	There Was a Mistake
99	99 Vote	Revenge Is a Singing Cat

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