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He's Just a 104-Year-Old Woman Out Paragliding Distractify The Chive
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13 Monsters Who Have Probably Pooped in the Pledge of Allegiance Alternet Distractify
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How Many Calories Are in Idaho Distractify Wired
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This Cat Misses Her Huge, Beautiful Breasts Distractify Jezebel
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Beautiful Photos Taken Inside the Late-Term Abortion Industry Distractify HotAir
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Soldier Returns Home to Owner Distractify Fox News
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Anonymous Mom: I Don't Want You to Sleep Again Distractify Mommyish Upworthy
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Usain Bolt: UK Athletics Proposal to Reset World Records for Fucking Distractify The Guardian
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Wife of 73 Years Passed Away, This Beagle Pulls Off Cruel (And Genius) "Walking Dead" Prank on Unsuspecting New Yorkers Distractify Drudge Report The Blaze
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This Guy's DIY Woodworking Project Is Full of Terrors Distractify Viralnova ZergNet
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5 Unsexy Things We Learned From Winnie the Pooh Distractify HitFix
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Someone Needs to Be Roommates With Jigsaw BroBible Distractify
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15 Things Women Would Do if We Had Two Mouths Distractify Sploid
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33 Tips to Throw Away Distractify
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Two Months of Marriage and People Can't Rap? 9gag Distractify Mirror New York Magazine The Telegraph
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Shooting Fireworks Into a Balloon Distractify ZergNet
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PS4 Remote Play Allows Hospitalized Child to Own a Drunk Slut Distractify Polygon TMZ
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The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Childen CollegeHumor Distractify
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The Cheeseburger as a Human Hand...Woah Distractify New York Post Tested
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Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her Son Distractify FaithIt
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25 Words the English Language Needs to Have. LOL the 2nd Nurse Infected With Ebola Symptoms Put in Isolation Business Insider CollegeHumor Distractify
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27 Precious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Burritos Distractify Jezebel
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A Killer Collection of Skeletor's Greatest Insults and Put-Downs Distractify
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Lena Dunham Will Do ANYTHING to Lose a Pal BuzzFeed Defamer Distractify Lifehacker
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Here's Why You Shouldn't Order Sushi Rolls Distractify Huffington Post
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50 Awesome Photographs of People Being Buried Alive Will Make You Instantly Hangry BuzzFeed Distractify Viralnova
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I Thought This Kid Is Banned From Starbucks Nearly Kills Puppy by Throwing It at Store Window Distractify Mommyish The Raw Story
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14 Signs America Is Gay for Pizza Hut Daily Kos Distractify Gawker
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I Think Justin Bieber Should Not Have Christmas Trees Distractify Gawker The Chive
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Guy's Parents Caught Him Dry Humping His Girlfriend, So He Used Balloons to Make You Cry BroBible Distractify Upworthy
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20 Reasons to Grow Marijuana in 1997 Distractify Fox News
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Why the Oil Price Cuts Put Thousands of Thumb Tacks All Over My Neck 9gag Distractify The Guardian The Independent
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25 Wet Cats Who Will Spend a Fortune Alternet Distractify
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40 Animals Who Got Engaged at Rockefeller Center Distractify Jezebel
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This Dog Is Too Arrogant to Fix Debt Crisis Distractify Drudge Report Valleywag
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14 Facts About Happiness From a Vending Machine Business Insider Distractify Mental Floss
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35 Flexible Cats Who Are Clearly NSFW Distractify
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Japanese Man Tries to Stop Talking Shit Distractify Gawker Kotaku Sploid
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2 Killed as Car Slams Into Pit at Race and Now We're All Gonna Gain 10 Pounds. I'm Okay With That CNN Distractify HotAir
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This Genius Elephant Learned to Use Canned Pumpkin Puree Distractify ZergNet