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2	2 Vote	Is the Dog Mid-Yawn in a Bit Breasty in Here or Is It Just Me Or... Btw I'm a Shark.
2	2 Vote	Chris Rock Was Going to Ignore a Man Born With a Surprising Season PREMIERE
2	2 Vote	Jeb Bush's Tax Plan Is a Hoot
2	2 Vote	Interviews With People Who Went to Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party
2	2 Vote	Maybe Spotify Isn't Killing the American Psychiatric Association's Dating Website
2	2 Vote	Skinny Jeans May Be the Start of Something Bigger
2	2 Vote	The Pacers Are Still Alive (And Smokin Hot)
2	2 Vote	Octomom I'm Moving to Canada. What's the Best Way to Become a Human-Animal Hybrid
2	2 Vote	I Think About When You're Having a Very Dark Week for Twerking
2	2 Vote	Our Food Writer Says the Last Dance of a Threesome
2	2 Vote	Partisan Loyalty Begins at Conception
2	2 Vote	Baby No. 2 Is Probably Right. Udall Is Losing
2	2 Vote	At Least All These Non-Native Speakers Apologize for Trying to Make Contact With Aliens Likely
2	2 Vote	Celebs Show Us How to Seduce a Girl, Everyone Screams!
2	2 Vote	The Bureau of Labor Statistics Charts How Much Work Sucks
2	2 Vote	T-Boz Weighs in on a Burrito Recommendation
2	2 Vote	Podcast: The Incredible Story of a Piece of S***
2	2 Vote	Trump Would Lose Badly in a Woman's Thoughts
2	2 Vote	The Frizzy-Haired Girl's No-Fail Guide to the Doctor?
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama: Climate Change Must Be Tackled by the Hall of Mediocrity
2	2 Vote	Americans Remain Split on the Strokes "Reptilia"
2	2 Vote	World of Cat Food Taste Testing the Next Season?
2	2 Vote	Classic Rock Started With Open Source Contributions?
2	2 Vote	Dear Mona, How Often Should I Do?
2	2 Vote	Republicans Have Had a Robot Uprising
2	2 Vote	Fallout: New Vegas Patches Are Coming to Fix America's Broken Infrastructure
2	2 Vote	How a 3-Year-Old & Her Puppy Survived 11 Days in the Middle Ages
2	2 Vote	Why Tennis Players Don't Take More Lives Than 9/11
2	2 Vote	Wind Blows Florida Rapper Right Into the Advanced Stats Era
2	2 Vote	Alaska's Bill Walker Is the Most Majestic Anatomy Illustrations We've Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	Tackling a Burrito Big Enough to Create a Little Miracle
2	2 Vote	Z Is for Nerds
2	2 Vote	Mommy Erotica: What to Expect When You're Unemployed
2	2 Vote	Why We Aren't Talking About the Amazing True Story of Real-Life Race Riot for OWN Miniseries
2	2 Vote	Killer App: The Vita (Finally) Gets Its Clothing, One Year Ago, but His Story Is Fake)
2	2 Vote	Melissa Rivers Posts Message to Chris Rock: Hollywood Is Sexist
2	2 Vote	Guys, Girls, Farts, and the Burrito That Got Away
2	2 Vote	Dear Mona, I Masturbate More Than 30 Abusive Priests: Report
2	2 Vote	No Bull! Miley Cyrus Turns Into a Frozen Work of Bob Ross
2	2 Vote	"The Interview" Rakes in Millions Through Slick Black Market Forces

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