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17,976 smashes / 84,138 upvotes / smashed from 10,407 real headlines
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America Has Been Cancelled
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Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch
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READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality The A.V. Club CollegeHumor Gawker
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles
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WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive Gawker
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Republicans Continue to Exist
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters" BuzzFeed CNN Gawker
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