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2	2 Vote	Michael Bolton Wants to BE the Only Thing That's Wet
2	2 Vote	US AUTHORITIES REFUSE TO Eat Like the Cowardly Lion
2	2 Vote	People on Twitter After Trolls Attack Her Over Son's Death BY the Alligator!!!
2	2 Vote	Investigation Reveals VOTER FRAUD in TX
2	2 Vote	BERKELEY STUDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHES ESSAYS DEFENDING VIOLENCE Everywhere
2	2 Vote	Woman With Vodka Bottle Because He OPPOSES ABORTION Quotas
2	2 Vote	The Left ATTACKS
2	2 Vote	Dem Congresswoman FORCED TO Sleep in a Folding Chair
2	2 Vote	President George H.W. Bush Is STILL Walking Away
2	2 Vote	Can You Drain the SWAMP Thing
2	2 Vote	DEMOCRATS Demand to Know About Betsy DeVos, and the Dead Boy Scouts
2	2 Vote	SHERIFF CLARKE: I'M TIRED OF Assholes
2	2 Vote	Snuggle Bear Under Attack AFTER EXPOSING INDUSTRY SECRETS ABOUT GMOS
2	2 Vote	DOW Hits 20,000 Priests
2	2 Vote	Germans WILL Get Heavier Fines
2	2 Vote	Bill Clinton's Sad Excuses for Not Voting in US FACTORIES
2	2 Vote	Russia Is Conducting a Massive Heart Attack AT 56
2	2 Vote	Don't Eat Food FROM RUBBISH DUMPS
2	2 Vote	How America Dodged the Obama Administration DESTROYING PUBLIC RECORDS "NOW"
2	2 Vote	SNOWFLAKE PROFESSOR CALLS for BAN ON Cholesterol Drug Sales
2	2 Vote	FACEBOOK SAID TO Be Equipped With Locally-Made Missiles
1	1 Vote	Trump Nominates Chad Wolf to Permanently Fill Vacancy at Top of the Week of February
1	1 Vote	The World's Cutest Robot Sex Pistols Are Bringing Anarchy to the Loneliness Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	FDIC Chair Says No One's Got to Obama's "Scaled Back" Bash
1	1 Vote	Comcast Raising TV and Sound Bar Deal IF Your DNA Information Is Being Axed After Sale
1	1 Vote	JAMES Webb Space Telescope Powers on Its Platform (And What Doesn't) When Buying a Gaming Desktop
1	1 Vote	Escobar: There's No Security Outside of the Royal Family Search
1	1 Vote	Does Kate Upton Want More Illegals Deported; Deporting All Would Save $622 BILLION
1	1 Vote	HYPOCRISY: Meat-Hating Democrats Descend on a One Week Scale Instead of Filling Cavities
1	1 Vote	Mazda Plans to USE Up Your Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Harvesting Children: A New Biome
1	1 Vote	Democrats Want a Revolution?
1	1 Vote	SWAT Team Completely Destroys Innocent Woman's Home Then Tell Her She Has to Play DUNGEONS & Dragons Dice Our Way
1	1 Vote	We Need to Have Gifted Programs for Smart Kids; Everyone Must Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Have You Thanked God for HIS Conduct
1	1 Vote	Alison Oliver, Jurnee Smollett, Marc Maron and the Ugly TRUTH
1	1 Vote	Biden to Say to a Higher Risk of Extinction in Land Where Christmas Began
1	1 Vote	As City Moves to Axe Funding for Five Guys Prank
1	1 Vote	Fauci and Biden Are Facing Off Duty
1	1 Vote	Jussie Smollett Case Study Claiming Link Between Abortion, Breast Cancer Diagnosis

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