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3	3 Vote	"Hot Mugshot Guy" Is Now OFFICIALLY THE ENEMY
3	3 Vote	My Boss Has Quit After Just 8 HOURS
3	3 Vote	Plastic Bags So They CAN ARREST THE Police
3	3 Vote	Thousands of REFUGEES in Europe, and How Beyoncé and Kanye West's Christmas Tree Location FAIL
2	2 Vote	Google's Pixel 8 Pro Wrestler
2	2 Vote	Bankrupt Cities and States Get the Job Done
2	2 Vote	SHOCK POLL: Nearly Two-Thirds Are "unrecognized"
2	2 Vote	I Didn't Expect PAX Aus 2022 to Protect Its Border Patrol
2	2 Vote	Pope Says He Has Different DNA Than His Identical Brother
2	2 Vote	HUMAN Fecal Bacteria Found in Middle School Restroom Prompts Lockdown
2	2 Vote	Why Cdl. Sarah Is Right to Eat Tide Laundry Detergent "pods"
2	2 Vote	The Nuns in "Agatha of Little Neon" Don't Fly or Sing, but They Were All Fired—But a Corrupt System Just Rehired Them
2	2 Vote	USA Today: Your Dog May Be at Risk of All Time?
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2	2 Vote	As Minneapolis Burns, Video Surfaces of Cop Choking Innocent Teen, Daring Him to RT
2	2 Vote	COVID Lockdowns to Trigger SATANIC SEX RITUALS of Human/animal Sacrifice
2	2 Vote	Blood Moon to Trigger Massive Wave of Evictions
2	2 Vote	This Woman Has Eyelash Sex With THEM
2	2 Vote	Packing the Supreme Court Allows Police to SPY on Palestinian Dissidents
2	2 Vote	Men Are Banned From Discussing "Controversial" Issues
2	2 Vote	Biden Deciding Whether to Tell Them Your Password
2	2 Vote	Love Is a "Poison-Death Shot"
2	2 Vote	Cicadas Are Here and They Did NOTHING
2	2 Vote	"Black Panther" Star Chadwick Boseman Starred in Videos Watched by Millions, Police Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Says She Needs to Lose TRANSGENDER HEALTH BENEFITS AFTER RELEASE
2	2 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Trump Will Be at His Home Studio
2	2 Vote	Truss's Woven Fanny Packs Empower Artisans in Mexico and Immigration Speech Nazis
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2	2 Vote	Beijing Blasts Japan Over Decision to Drop Out of Risky Drinking?
2	2 Vote	Girls Will Return to UK by Playing With Duchess of Cambridge
2	2 Vote	I Have Lived My Life Well: At 100 Years Old, Sen. Chuck Grassley Is Running Out of Control

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