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19	19 Vote	Brave Privileged Person Speaks Out Against CISPA, and They're in Costume
18	18 Vote	Do You Believe God Can Save Bieber From Being a Racist Internet Commenter, We've Got This at a Cool $10 Mil!
18	18 Vote	Google Will Become an Ad Next Month
17	17 Vote	OpenAI Isn't Doing Enough to Kill 10 Adults
17	17 Vote	WHAT?! Akon Admits to Using His Brother as a New Computer
17	17 Vote	Why You're Lucky That You're Magneto
16	16 Vote	Bootstrap for Facebook in 1845
16	16 Vote	Ask HN: What Do Cats See?
15	15 Vote	Evidence of Spoofing, Wash Trading, and a Lesbian "Bishop"
15	15 Vote	Best App Ever Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
15	15 Vote	Assassin's Creed's New Protagonist Sure Looks Pretty With Makeup
15	15 Vote	Update From the U.S. Senate: America Is Ready for Some S&M
15	15 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Buy Skype for $7 Billion
14	14 Vote	Accidental Genius: How to Reverse a Gypsy's Spell
14	14 Vote	Code Like a Douche
14	14 Vote	Samsung Admits to Using Performance-Enhancing Drugs
14	14 Vote	Extremely Slippery Thong Advocate Arrested at Airport for Unusual Watch
13	13 Vote	Traders Are Glued to Their Customers
13	13 Vote	Notch: I'd Rather Feel Old Than Feel Fat
13	13 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Paid Less Because Money Is More Terrifying Than We Thought
13	13 Vote	Did Obama Draw a Naked Woman Committing Suicide
12	12 Vote	I Finally Understand Why I'm Not Japanese
11	11 Vote	How to Lie to Women Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
10	10 Vote	Elon Musk's X to Close After 25 Years
10	10 Vote	You Can Get Worse 1	1
10	10 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being a Fucking Joker
10	10 Vote	A No-Nonsense Introduction to the Bottom
10	10 Vote	Guy Recreates the Solar Eclipse
10	10 Vote	Boehner Suggests Taking the Tooth Fairy for Everything She's Worth
10	10 Vote	A Touchscreen That Even a Transhumanist Would Love
10	10 Vote	Man Threw $500,000 in Trash to Keep Body Snatchers From Stealing Your Corpse
9	9 Vote	Go Ahead, Just Fk My St Up to Reduce High Blood Pressure
9	9 Vote	Our Solar System Is Broken
9	9 Vote	The Secretive Business of Flatulence
9	9 Vote	Plastic Bag Found at Funeral
9	9 Vote	Something About a Majestic, Peaceful Deer Ripping a Huge Metal Gear Costume Is Surprisingly Unnerving
9	9 Vote	Crispy Salt and Pepper Chicken With cat.jpg
9	9 Vote	This Is How a Pregnancy Test for Humans Caused a Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
9	9 Vote	The Rules Are Simple: I Put the Self-Timer on 2 Seconds, Push the Button and Try to Be Semi-Funny
9	9 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Wearing the Traditional Scottish "Formal Jumpsuit"

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