Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / io9 Smash io9

49,119 smashes / 120,709 upvotes / smashed from 34,845 real headlines
3.5 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
1
Vote
Inspired by Injured Daughter of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen" io9 New York Times Lede
1
Vote
The End of Your Sight io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
"Cow Week" Is Even a Thing io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
Christmas MIRACLE: Baby Goats Cuddle-Pile on Unsuspecting Woman Strangled io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Doctor Who Are We Even Surprised by School Kids to Enjoy a Definitive Timeline of the Best New Meme in Years BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
11 Delicious and Sexy Dracula! BuzzFeed io9
1
Vote
The Io9 Guide to "Twin Peaks" Real-Life Locations That Would Make America's Kids Safer io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
​11 Characters Who Needlessly Met Han Solo io9
1
Vote
Daughter of the Frankenstein-Vs-Demons Film Criticism io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
1
Vote
This Genius Couple Had a Boss That Told Us, If You Get Laid More Often Than Your State School? Try Harvard. Seriously BuzzFeed io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
Scarlett Johansson's Defense of Their Movies About That Thanksgiving Turkey... io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
1
Vote
Here's an 18-Foot Reason to Watch Out for Britain Again io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
1
Vote
Piglets May Have Died From a Rare Visit to the Winter Olympics BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Watch This Woman Build Herself a Prosthetic Leg With LEGO Sail io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
14 Animals Who Will Play the Race Card. Again BuzzFeed io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
These Are Just Plain Wrong BuzzFeed io9
1
Vote
Dad Captures His Son's Wedding. He Responded Like a Crackpipe Jammed in Your Style Assessment io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
1
Vote
Batman Bookshelves Will Keep Evolution in Kansas … Again io9 New York Times Lede
1
Vote
Transgender Dysphoria Blues Is Proof That Time Travel From Science Fiction BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Billionaires in the Early Years of Spectacularly Bad Decisions io9 New York Times Lede Upworthy
1
Vote
Kelly Osbourne Tries to Convince You That Immigrants Are More Likely to Break Down This Whole Mess io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Sherlock Holmes and Watson Are in the Las Vegas io9 New York Times Lede
1
Vote
Now Seems Like a Real Death? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
There Is No Beyoncé Rumored io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
When Cats Are Just Funnier Than Others io9 New York Times Lede
1
Vote
Anti-Marijuana Laws Were Based on Their Husbands io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
I Dare You to Walk Out. HAHAHA io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
The Cake Is a Dude? io9 Jezebel
1
Vote
Browncoats Assemble: ABC Really Did Pick Up a Chain Saw and Go After His Dad Beat His Mom. He Tried to Stop Them From Stopping Bullying BuzzFeed io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
Tijuana Streets Are Too Scared to Say It, but You've Got It All Wrong About Vin Diesel's Role in Uprisings io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
1
Vote
Merlin - 5x03 Promo Photos of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals io9 New York Times Lede
1
Vote
17 Things Only Pale People Will Never Have to Ask the Most Drab Celebrity Outfits Of 2013 BuzzFeed io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
Sick of Doctor Who? io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
1970s Bloomingdales Was a Fitting End to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter? io9 Jezebel Upworthy
1
Vote
Science Proves That Predators Make Adorable Friends Don't Want to Hug a Hoodie io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
1
Vote
Donkey Kong Heads to an Incoming Freshman? Because They're Women Got Cancer? Take Two Minutes to Watch at a Mission of Mercy io9 New York Times Lede Upworthy
1
Vote
Andy Serkis Goes Full-On Gollum While Reading the Fake Reuters Reports on Central African Republic's Humanitarian Needs io9 New York Times Lede
1
Vote
Could Soylent Really Replace All of Us Hard-Working Taxpayers? io9 Upworthy
1
Vote
Downton Hiney Will Be Used to Be the Best Video Game Inspired by #CandyLit BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
1
Vote
Feel Like a Decency Ninja Turtles io9 Jezebel Upworthy