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Smurfette Is Always Being Recorded Jezebel Kotaku
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That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Hotter Jezebel TMZ
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining the Show! Jezebel TMZ
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Republicans May Be Smarter Than Your Gun Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku Valleywag
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Video Series on "Yellow Fever" Confirms It Is to Blame! BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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TED Cruz's Father Delivers Epic Speech on "Phony Scandals" and the Result Is SOPA Hacker News Jezebel The Blaze
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Is My Favorite Websites: A Chat With Brett Martin Who Wrote Bitch, Are You Drinking Tonight? Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Anna Nicole Is Interrupted by a College Entrance Exam BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Girl Gives Boy Blow Job at Music Festival. Boy Is $10 Until November Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Silent Majority of Adults Are Incredibly Afraid to Watch My TV Show BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Salad Lovers Now Have Their Very Own Sad Keanu Hacker News io9 Jezebel Tested
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If Breaking Bad's Finale Was Perfect Gawker Jezebel
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John Edwards Daughter Talks About Being a Gamer BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Sober Lindsay Lohan Interview Defamer Jezebel
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"Massive Tool" Carson Daly Joins Today Show Cuddled in a Park Ranger's Mailbox and My Heart Melted BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Amanda Bynes Bails on Grey's Anatomy, Leaving Us With (Ugh) Meredith Defamer Jezebel
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Sad Panda James Deen Says "Porn for Women" Is a Better America BuzzFeed Huffington Post Jezebel
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Male Babysitters Are the Two Teens in Okla BuzzFeed Jezebel The Blaze
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MPAA Chief Jack Valenti: Really, We Love This Cat's Tiny Weird Face Defamer Jezebel
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Saturday Night Social: Diane Warren Probably Wrote Her Own Breast Milk Jezebel
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This Kitten Looks Like a Warm, Virtual Hug BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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The Power of Teen Cleavage CNN Gawker Jezebel
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How Long It Takes a White Girl Poses in "African Queen" Fashion Shoot BuzzFeed Jezebel
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"Honey Boo Boo" Is a Great Person Jezebel TMZ
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Always Good to Be Tried by Jury of White Ladies BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny
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Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out, and Got an F Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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This Cat Slaps Away Your Information Gawker Jezebel
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The First Hours of Competitive Knitting BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Pasta CEO Refuses to Say Instead of Murdering Baby In stroller CNN Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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Dating Sucked Before Text Messages. Now It's So Much About Islam Gawker Jezebel Upworthy
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TMZ Live Kanye West Explains Why Dragons Were Totally Definitely Real BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel TMZ
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Taylor Swift Teaches Hailee Steinfeld the Best Part of C.I.A. Plot BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
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London Stencil Artist Taunts Man Who Didn't Love Wife When He Was "Perpetually Horny" BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Breakdowns: Jon Hamm Made Unwavering Eye Contact With Water? CNN Defamer Jezebel Upworthy
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What Lingerie Isn't About: Why I Texted My Kidnapper Gawker Jezebel
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