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63,639 smashes / 181,004 upvotes / smashed from 34,833 real headlines
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This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible Gawker Jezebel
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Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet Distractify Jezebel
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Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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Mass Effect? More Like This Was a Joke Giant Bomb Jezebel Kotaku
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Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants Hacker News Jezebel
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Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin
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Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid Huffington Post Jezebel
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem BuzzFeed Jezebel
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How to Make Black Friends
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants" HitFix Jezebel Pitchfork
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Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play" Jezebel Kotaku
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Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything Gawker Jezebel The Blaze
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground Jezebel Upworthy
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Click This for Almost Zero Dollars
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Fuck You in Space?
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It's Time to Summon Toast Demons io9 Jezebel
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These Scientists Made This Thing Business Insider Jezebel
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny
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Feral Cats Declare War on Salad
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I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie CNN Jezebel
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Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How He Turned Into Wario Hacker News io9 Jezebel
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling Business Insider Jezebel
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds Jezebel Upworthy
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play? Jezebel
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McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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