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777 smashes / 1,125 upvotes / smashed from 1,504 real headlines

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180	180 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who Didn't Die
115	115 Vote	A Comforting Pasta Carbonara to Get You Ready for Another Communist Revolution (If You're Bilingual)
101	101 Vote	Parachute Is Opening Later This Month
61	61 Vote	Congratulations on Your Sofa
58	58 Vote	Measles Is Making Cleaning Much More Exciting
50	50 Vote	17 Mexican Breakfast Recipes That Will Make You Younger
17	17 Vote	Lil Uzi Vert Jumps From 20 Foot Tent Into a Cool Coven
15	15 Vote	Saudi Crown Prince has Got to Use the Restroom
8	8 Vote	This Tech-Based Design Company Has a Crush on You (Again)
8	8 Vote	One Creative Couple Decorated Their Entire House With an AR-15 Rifle
7	7 Vote	This CEO Wants to Paint Your Shoes
6	6 Vote	How I Turned My Bathroom Into a "goddamned Parking Lot"
6	6 Vote	IKEA Wants to Be OUR Leader
6	6 Vote	Starbucks Chairman: We Had Our Moms "Decorate" Our Living Rooms & Here's How to Masturbate
5	5 Vote	Gwyneth Patrow's Husband Is "Heterosexual"
5	5 Vote	"Antiques Roadshow" Items That Won't Stop Talking
5	5 Vote	You'll Actually Want to Leave
5	5 Vote	Metal Is So Surprising
4	4 Vote	How to Do Drugs
4	4 Vote	When Did Sen. Tim Scott Become a Vase
4	4 Vote	Two Luigi's Working Together to Support Guatemalan Artisans
4	4 Vote	A Sun Is Also a Bong
4	4 Vote	How I Turned My Bathroom Into a Pillow
4	4 Vote	Trump: I Can't Imagine Being Anything but Basic
4	4 Vote	A Friendly Guide to Finding the Bodies of Border Crossers
4	4 Vote	Psst Boy, You Want to Sleep 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Woman Is About to Set Your Clocks Back an Hour (IOGraph)
4	4 Vote	23 Priceless Puppy Butts That Will Change the Debates
4	4 Vote	Please Watch This Terrifying Devil Baby Freak Out Seeing a Black Candle Setup for Your Internal Organs
3	3 Vote	We Could Live in Their Fridge
3	3 Vote	16 Ways to Basically Make You Despair for Humanity
3	3 Vote	You Can Actually Be Unfair
3	3 Vote	Please Read This if You Win $1250
3	3 Vote	David Lynch Will Help Get You Through Quarantine
3	3 Vote	Kendall Jenner Has a Historic 115-Foot Chimney
3	3 Vote	Your Home to Get Crushed
3	3 Vote	Coronavirus Is a Total Charmer
3	3 Vote	You Can Stay at My House
3	3 Vote	You Might Want to Visit Mysterious Metal Dead Planet
3	3 Vote	Mnuchin Rejects Democrats Demand to Take 245-Foot Straight Dive Into a Self-Care Hub

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