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201	201 Vote	I Hide Gold Doubloons in My Coochie ! 1	1
194	194 Vote	Planning Your Trip to Hell
187	187 Vote	The Man Who Simply Grills
179	179 Vote	By God! This Is My Snout and It Frickn Works
171	171 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster Is My Oldest Friend
171	171 Vote	Time to Make a "Crappy Product"
141	141 Vote	I Didn't Read This Story
139	139 Vote	We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond
136	136 Vote	Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
131	131 Vote	Some Letters. Some of Them
125	125 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Family
125	125 Vote	We All Grew Fond of Plague
124	124 Vote	I Still Believe Every Child Is Terrible
124	124 Vote	One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
118	118 Vote	My Three-Month-Old's Guide to the F*cking White House
115	115 Vote	How to Prevent Car Accidents Is More Cars
114	114 Vote	How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Beehive
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
113	113 Vote	I'm a Suburban Mom Housewife — Here's How to Skateboard Like a Pro
112	112 Vote	Hypothetically, It's Still Okay to Grab My Butt?
112	112 Vote	I Am a Sexual Orientation
108	108 Vote	Trump Is Expected to Hire a Woman, but None Applied
108	108 Vote	Brown vs. White Rice: Which Is Correct Politically 2	2
107	107 Vote	I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
106	106 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Vat of Algae
105	105 Vote	The Directors of Lego Movie Are Creating a Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare
102	102 Vote	Biden Says He's Not Going to Suck It
101	101 Vote	An Adorable, but Bored, Kitty Is Entertained by a Men's Magazine – and Lived to Tell the Story of an Ancient Pagan Ritual 1	1

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