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101	101 Vote	My Romantic Relationships as Described by Videogames
97	97 Vote	Soccer Player Scores, Celebrates, Falls Into Giant Hole in My Laboratory
96	96 Vote	Demi Lovato Hospitalized After Attempting Effortless Lifestyle
96	96 Vote	Microsoft Has a Hankering for White Supremacists
96	96 Vote	My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Me
95	95 Vote	WSJ: Obama Weighing Four Alternatives to "Fuck Me Boots."
94	94 Vote	TROUBLES: Newspapers Turn to Cannibalism
94	94 Vote	Hello 9-1-1? I'd Like to Drive Your Man Totally and Unrelentingly Crazy
91	91 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
86	86 Vote	He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Art of Love by Dustin Mark Hamill
85	85 Vote	Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie
85	85 Vote	White Man Gives a Shit in the Style of Voltaire
78	78 Vote	The Exploding Boy Scouts
76	76 Vote	It's Time to Screw Up the Dead Bodies Pile
76	76 Vote	Democracy and Bloodlust Meet in Hell on This Crowded Bus
76	76 Vote	101 Uses for Vodka
75	75 Vote	I'm Not a Good Thing
74	74 Vote	Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
73	73 Vote	The Tongue Boys Will NOT Be Scared
72	72 Vote	Hillary Clinton Not Invited to Touch Me
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
68	68 Vote	California Man Said "I Can't Even"
68	68 Vote	Monologue: I'm the Green Skeleton
68	68 Vote	7 Steps to Get a Decent Bagel
67	67 Vote	Angry Customer Pulls Gun on a Cloud 1	1
67	67 Vote	How to Have Children, Without Regrets 1	1
67	67 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Will Make Amends for Stealing a Cherry Danish Two Summers Ago
64	64 Vote	I Hide Gold Doubloons in My Mind
64	64 Vote	How to Kill Someone by Using an Old Navy Commercial
62	62 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of Santa
61	61 Vote	It's My Human Right to Snap His Fingers
61	61 Vote	Congratulations on Your Sofa
61	61 Vote	Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
53	53 Vote	Could Not Walk or Wear Underwear: Grim Yelp Reviews of Self-Help Books Are Too Specific
53	53 Vote	Colorado Is Already Today's Best Joke
52	52 Vote	A Brief Introduction to Breakfast
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
50	50 Vote	Joe Biden Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
50	50 Vote	A Conversation Between Two Teenagers, One Interested in Drums
50	50 Vote	Skeleton Found in Stove Might Be Surprised

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