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100	100 Vote	COYOTES HIRE MEXICAN CHILDREN TO Eat Your Bestie's Face With Hot Sauce
100	100 Vote	Katt Williams Arrested After Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
100	100 Vote	Job Interviewing 101: How to Eat From Garbage
99	99 Vote	Dads Are Not From Outer Space?
98	98 Vote	Turns Out, Your Baby Can Tell if a Person Killed
96	96 Vote	Really Old Lady Is Not Dead Yet Another Study Says
90	90 Vote	16 Animated Characters Who Were on Antidepressants
90	90 Vote	Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
89	89 Vote	Large Tree Falls on an Unsuspecting Coachella Crowd, and Twitter Is Hilarious and Spot-On
89	89 Vote	Channing Tatum Seems to Care
89	89 Vote	I Grew Up in an Elevator 2	2
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
88	88 Vote	DISNEY Just Revealed Its Menu — and the Disasters That Ensued
88	88 Vote	I Can't Stop Talking About Her Vagina
85	85 Vote	Oh Wow, This Is Not a Punchline
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
80	80 Vote	Random Kid Gets Sick
80	80 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Her Grandmother
80	80 Vote	We Must Try to Scare the Child Into Silence
79	79 Vote	Mother Watches Her Toddler Get Attacked by Raccoons in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation
78	78 Vote	Shoot Em Up: Help! My Boy Is Obsessed With Wieners
77	77 Vote	Bob Dylan Has Been Cancelled, Will Go to Therapy
77	77 Vote	Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Cobwebs After You See the World Creating Amazing Sand Sculptures Everywhere They Go Ahead
75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
74	74 Vote	Naked Man Arrested Because His Dad Spanks Him
74	74 Vote	My Mixed Race Kids Will LOVE Penguins?
74	74 Vote	You Couldn't Pay Me Enough to Eat Cheese
72	72 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Hate You!
70	70 Vote	Your Public Potty Training Ruined My Kid's Birthday
70	70 Vote	Why Miami Is the Only Thing More Horrifying Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
69	69 Vote	Slow Down Your Spine
69	69 Vote	B.J. Novak Shows Kids How to Kill Each Other
67	67 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Will Make Amends for Stealing a Cherry Danish Two Summers Ago
67	67 Vote	I Don't Want a Successful Long-Term Relationship
66	66 Vote	James Deen Was Never Completely Comfortable Breastfeeding Because, Breasts
66	66 Vote	I Just Got Her Dream Home Thanks to the Street Fighter
66	66 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up in a Cave
66	66 Vote	Bachelor Chops Off Penis, Then Cycles to Hospital With Head Injuries

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