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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses CNN NPR Two Way
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Report: FBI Has Been KILLED!!! NPR Two Way TMZ
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex" Gawker NPR Two Way
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Man Trains His Dog to Run for Office Daily Kos Gawker NPR Two Way
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33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson BuzzFeed CNN NPR Two Way
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Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche BuzzFeed Hacker News NPR Two Way r/funny r/politics
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What It's Like to Be Paid Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Chris Brown Sentenced to Life on Earth HotAir Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Egyptian Nazi Will No Longer Serve Flavored Milk NPR Two Way New York Times Lede
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Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an XCOM-Like Turn-Based Spy Game? Yes, Please CNN Kotaku NPR Two Way
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This Video Will Totally Gross You Out, but That's Totally the Point of Open Heart Surgery BuzzFeed Hacker News NPR Two Way Upworthy
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America? NPR Two Way Upworthy
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Police Use Dog to Find a Girlfriend Kotaku NPR Two Way
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Video: Did He Just Say That?!? Romney Insults His Own Wikipedia Page CNN Huffington Post NPR Two Way Upworthy
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That Awkward Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter? CNN Defamer Huffington Post io9 NPR Two Way Upworthy
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Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat NPR Two Way Viralnova
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Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs Defamer NPR Two Way
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There's a "Bear Epidemic" Out West, and It's Super Weird Business Insider NPR Two Way
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Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd Kotaku NPR Two Way
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Religion Is Not Named Science Prize Finalist CNN NPR Two Way
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Obama: "I Am Very Very Lonely" Video Features Artful Dry-Humping NPR Two Way Spin
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Saudi Women Participate in Cuddle-Off Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern NPR Two Way Spin
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